A Classic Trout Opener – Crossing Fingers and Beating the Crowds

There's something about the traditions of a good old-fashioned trout opener. Years ago, when my buddies and I started fly fishing for trout, our first stop was the pancake breakfast at the Chatfield Fire Department in the lovely Chosen Valley in Southeast Minnesota. It had everything you could ask for — small town flavor, giveaways, a fishing contest, and a warmish breakfast if you hit the line just right. All the pancakes you'd care to eat. There was even an appearance by the town's brass band.

We'd scarf down breakfast, peek in the trout tank, and head out to get a spot on the stream bank. Then we'd wait for the official opening of trout season at 10 a.m.

During that wait, in either my first or second year of trout fishing, I managed to create a giant rat's nest in my tippet at exactly 9:59 a.m., postponing my first cast to somewhere closer to 10:30 a.m. Otherwise, I actually enjoyed the ceremony of watching the minutes until we were legal. 

In the years since, Minnesota dispensed with the 10 a.m. start time and introduced an early catch-and-release period. So we dispensed with the pancake breakfast and the catch-and-keep opener in a bid to beat the crowds. We were releasing all of the trout we caught anyway.

This year, my buddy Eric and I bet on the weather and hoped for reasonable stream conditions, and headed out for a few days the first week of April. For the past few seasons, we've enjoyed the comforts (and heat) of Eric's pop-up camper. But the tentative "we might be back by then" from our friends at Maple Springs Campground wasn't reassuring, so we tried the camper cabins at Forestville State Park. It was close enough to roughing it for us.

We started the trip with breakfast at Ma's Café in Plainview, Minnesota, a town that wishes you "Have a nice day" as you leave the city limits. Years ago, one of my fishing buddies drove past that sign with an old acquaintance who for some reason said aloud, "That's a powerful message." Right after his statement, a bee flew in the window and stung the guy in the leg, proving there perhaps is a price to pay for reciting and affirming an old cliché. And wearing shorts.

Our first fishing stop was at the Middle Branch of the Whitewater River. This can be a great time of year to fish this stream, with stained water potentially making a stealthy approach easier. On this day, the water was up a bit, a cold gray color, and just seemed off. We tried nymphs and streamers to no avail. We struggled to even spook a trout. We were hoping to have the river to ourselves, but not to that degree. 

So we headed south to check in at the park and check out our cabin. It turned out to be sort of perfect. Small, with a couple bunk beds and table, heat, and electricity.

After getting settled, we tried a stretch of the South Branch of the Root River we call the "Anyways Stretch" — long story — and continued our run of bad luck. The river was up a fair bit with that same cold gray tint. I managed to land one trout among a few sporadic risers in a slower stretch, and that was it for day one. It turned out to be the only day I'd catch the most fish. Not that anyone was counting.

The next day, we found better fishing and clearer waters at Trout Run Creek. We'd mostly avoided this section of the stream since "stream improvements" ruined our favorite stretch of river, but it seemed like our best bet given the conditions. It proved to be a good choice. We again had the stream to ourselves, but this time, we caught some fish on pheasant tail and gold-ribbed hare's ear nymphs, and managed to coax a few to the surface on caddis patterns. There were a few stretches with rising trout, but not much of a hatch. The trout did seem interested in a poorly skated caddis pattern, however. Eric landed a dozen or so, and I managed 6 or 8 trout.

The next morning, continuing the theme of revisiting old haunts — which also happened to give us a better chance at clear water — we headed east to Pine Creek. It had been at least a decade since I'd fished here, but it all came back as we followed the stream through the grassy valley. This creek, too, had been improved. Which meant we caught our fish in unimproved riffles and runs, on nymphs and dries, "as God intended." The same nymphs and caddis worked for us here. Eric out fished me again, catching maybe 20 trout to my dozen or so.

It's an awfully pretty stretch of river that was nice enough to us anglers, as we shook off the early season rust. We were just glad find some clear water, greet some trout, and not have to fall back on "it's just nice to be out." It was nice to be out. But it was nicer have some luck.

In three days, we saw one fellow angler. And we had the park pretty much to ourselves, with just one other cabin with its light on, and one or two tents set up in the campground. 

I'm thinking we'll keep making our own pancakes and getting out ahead of the official trout opener. And perhaps the "Owl" cabin at Forestville will become our new spring trout fishing tradition.   

Soundtrack Leading up to a Fishing Trip

Me, my thoughts are flower strewn
Ocean storm, bayberry moon
I have got to leave to find my way …

I have got to find the river
Bergamot and vetiver
Run through my head and fall away

(From REM's Find the River)

There's a certain perfection in the days leading up to a fishing trip. For the optimist, it's all possibilities. Even poor fishing and unfavorable weather reports can be dismissed or turned into something that – you never know – could help in the end. 

One of my favorite "I'm going fishing" songs isn't about fishing at all. But it is (at least in my reading) about the pull of water and the need to leave in search of something. And if you key in on the word river, which some of us can't help but do, it fits in the way half-understood verse can. It's all about how you look at it.

Today, in addition to taking an optimistic reading of songs, stream reports and weather forecasts, I figured I could use a going-fishing playlist. For me that list requires a good tune, and the mention of the word river or fishing. The songs really aren’t necessarily about fishing. But some would say fishing isn't necessarily about fishing. And yet it is. And they are.

Find the River – REM

River – Leon Bridges

Down by the River – Neil Young

Big River - Johnny Cash

River Boy – Willie Nelson

I know I’m missing many songs. Add to the playlist by posting a comment. 

Brian Williams' Critics Probably Are Not Anglers

My cousin Jeff called me not long after the news broke about Brian Williams' inaccurate recollections of his now-famous helicopter flight. His question: Who is Brian Williams, and why is everyone on his case?

I gave Jeff the facts as I understood them, along with my impression of Mr. Williams, which admittedly was formed primarily through his appearances on The Daily Show With John Stewart. Then I shifted from my opinion of the newsman to my opinion about whether a guy could misremember such a thing.

I speculated about what the fog of a war zone and the effects of fear might do to total recall. Then I veered into an area where I have greater expertise: As a fisherman, I have a unique perspective on the accurate retelling of tales. 

We all know guys who are clearly lying about their fishing escapades. They're about as convincing as brother Neal in A River Runs Through It. ("Ronald Coleman!?") But most of us likely fit with the description John Gierach offers in his book Dances With Trout. "The memory of a fisherman is more like fiction than journalism," he writes. "It doesn’t ignore the facts, but it's not entirely bound by them, either."

There was a time I thought that was just a good one-liner. But I caught myself this last year in an act of what we'll now unfortunately always think of as "misremembering." (Likely also always placed in air quotes.) We were sitting around a campfire -- probably drinking coffee and smoking big cigars -- and retelling tales we've told dozens of times before but that somehow still make us laugh. During one such recollection, I pictured myself as being present for something that on further reflection more than likely was not the case. I started to chime in, and in a surprise flash of insight, realized I'd become part of the story only through its frequent retelling.

Just to make sure I wasn't "misremembering" my misremembering, I went back to something I'd written a little closer to "the incident." And sure enough, I was accurately recalling catching myself in an inaccurate recollection.

That may not be a parallel experience to Mr. Williams' recent incident. And I'm not even sure it relates. But at the very least, it does make me a little less likely to suggest someone's pants are on fire and assume the worst.

I wrapped up the soliloquy Jeff had unknowingly stepped into with what I'm certain were astute insights on how memory perhaps can't really be trusted and a comment about how I've personally remembered things that probably didn't fully line up with reality.

"Like that time you caught a big one," Jeff quipped. He didn't even hesitate. What hurt more than the sting of that comment was the speed with which he beat me to the joke. It wasn't even close. 

Of course, that may or may not be how I tell the tale in the years to come.  

Closing it Down for the Season

My most memorable last day of fishing for the season was the last day of my first year of trout fishing. It was a foggy, drizzly day in late September. Minnesota's trout season shuts down on Sept. 30. I'm not sure if I made it out on closing day or the nearest weekend, but I do remember a feeling of satisfaction, closure and the beginning of anticipation for what the next season might hold. I probably didn't hurt that it was the best day of fishing I'd had that year, even though that's not saying much.

The conditions, remarkably, left the stream wide open that day. I was still new to hatches and what fueled them, but it retrospect, it seemed to be perfect conditions for a blue-winged olive hatch. I somehow ended up fishing a tiny black fly. I don't recall whether it was a black gnat or a tiny trico -- of some poorly tied version of something else -- but it worked better than I expected any dry fly to work. I landed seven trout that day. It felt like an amazing victory to someone who'd started the year with little fishing history and no fishing sense, relying on what a couple good books could teach me, along with trial and error.

This year's season-ending trip was hastily arranged, and it took a couple buddies and me to a different spot on that same river with a similar hope for great success to carry us through the dark months of Minnesota's off-season. We were pretty sure it would be epic. The weather was perfect for enjoying a day on the water and the early fall colors, at the very least. We may have found better fishing on a gray and drizzly day, but the river was in great shape after a good dry stretch, so it was hard to complain about sunshine and warmth. 

As it turned out, rising trout were few and far between. But I managed to scare up a few here and there with a reasonably well-placed size 18 blue-winged olive. After stopping briefly at the first good runs to see how the river was fishing, we moved upstream. I took to a favorite stretch of moody dry-fly water while the fellas moved upstream to a slightly less moody stretch of river that fishes well with a nymph but can really light up when the hatch is on. It wasn't, but that didn't stop me imagining they were making a killing when fishing was slow on my stretch. 

The slow, methodical fishing we did find suited the mood of the day perfectly. I worked my way up my stretch of river hitting every likely lie, and a fair share of unlikely ones. Each fish was something of a victory and a reason to pause and admire it, rather than hastily, greedily moving onto the next victim.

It's easy to lose yourself in this kind of fishing, although on this day, the absurd number of bikers crossing the bridge downstream was a bit distracting. It seemed like the whole population of Southeast Minnesota was pedaling their Schwinns on the Root River Bike Trail that day, many of them stopping to snap photos of the fly fisherman just upstream. (Maybe my casting looks more picturesque at a distance.) It was a relief to reach the first bend and get out of sight of the bridge.

I fished that day what has become my go-to trout rod — an old 7-foot, 5-weight Fenwick fiberglass rod that's perfect for small-stream fishing. In the shade, it's flat brown. But it lights up when the sun hits it just right, as it was wont to do that day. My cousin Jeff calls it a "glow-stick," which kills any possible pretension. It casts beautifully but is nothing fancy. Jeff had a couple of classier rods along on the trip that I could have fished if I had the inclination, but the simple, plain-spoken Fenwick seemed like the right choice to close out the season.

There's something about shutting things down for the year that I like. I wouldn't mind the chance to get out another time or two, but hanging it up for the year and starting to look ahead is not without its virtues. I could go on about anticipation, taking stock (and restocking), and seasons of life, but mostly I just like what a certain note of finality does to that last day on the river. It feels important, somehow.

However the fishing had turned out, it was good just to get out with old friends, enjoying one last shot at our favorite river and the hope that a fish will rise. 

Fishing The Test - A Sweet Little Hardy Fiberglass Fly Rod

A couple years ago, I spotted a sweet House of Hardy fiberglass fly rod on eBay. My buddy Jeff had sent me a link to show me some other fly rod he'd been eyeballing. I don't recall if the one he was after was fiberglass or bamboo, but what I do recall is my reaction to this lovely deep-green Hardy fiberglass rod that showed up in the "other options" portion of the page.

It was new, but that didn't take away much of the appeal for me. It was a Hardy, and it looked the part. Just as impressive as the perfectly detailed rod were the accouterments: a matte green rod tube with a real cork plug, a sleeve to protect the rod tube (really), a shiny ferrule plug, and a sleeve for the rod itself. All with the fetching House of Hardy mark. I was smitten.

I had to point the rod out to Jeff. In the spirit of sharing, you know. I wasn't actually expecting him to buy it, but I wasn't surprised either when he told me it was on its way to his house. I'd have been jealous, but I knew the only way I was going to enjoy that fly rod was vicariously.

The rod is called "The Test." It's a perfect small-stream number -- a 7.5-foot, 4-weight, with a cork reel seat.

Some time later, Jeff informed me that he'd (somehow) stumbled on another Hardy fiberglass rod -- this one an 8-foot, 5-weight called "The Trout Fisher." He went on a bit about how it was going to be hard for him to decide which one of the rods to fish on his favorite stream. I was thinking (and may have mentioned) that we should fish them side-by-side sometime. 

We finally got around to doing just that. We planned a couple days on Southeast Minnesota streams in early September with fishing the Hardys as a focal point. The weather seemed to have something different in mind, however. After nervously watching the rainfall totals, river gauges and forecasts for a good week before the brief excursion, we scaled the trip back to a one-day adventure. We hoped the smallest of streams, at least, would be fishable. And hoped that even if it was sketchy, it would be good to get out. As it turned out, there was plenty of fishable water.

Our first stop was at a favorite stretch of the South Branch of the Root River -- a roll of the dice -- where we hoped for a decent flow and a good trico hatch. The river was up, as we expected, and we knew it wouldn't fish well. We hopped back in the truck and headed a fair piece upstream. Our guess was better this time. In the river's upper reaches, the water clarity was good, and we could see rises from the bridge. Though this is skinny water upstream from Forestville State Park, it offered good space for casting, so at the very least we could air out the rods.

It turns out that the casting was excellent, but the catching left something to be desired. I fished The Test, and Jeff, The Trout Fisher. (I'd done some lobbying in advance.) In a couple hours, we tried a range of nymphs and dries, but nothing seemed to click. It appeared that we'd missed an early trico hatch (or so said the streamside spiderwebs), and the tiny blue-winged olives were spotty. 

The rises were few, mostly confined to flat water, and brought only refusals. Nymphs didn't do any better. We appeared to have neatly tucked ourselves between hatches. It wasn't until we decided to move on to another stream that Jeff picked up a couple on nymphs while fishing back to the truck.

I did get to drop a few casts with dries in front of a riser in a braided current, which I thought might give me a shot. It was a nice idea. I don't believe I had ever cast a smoother rod. The Test has a slowish, smooth action that let me put delicate casts right in that trout's feeding lane. For once, my presentation wasn't the problem.

But this fish was perfectly placed behind a sunken branch, making it nearly impossible to get the right drift. After too many casts, I got a refusal and gave up on him. I started casting to a spot a few feet away that looked suspicious, but by then I was just casting, so when the fish hit, I fumbled the hook set and missed it. He felt it, and that was that. It was tough to miss like that on a day that was by all indications going to be a slow one.   

Our next stop, even smaller water, put us in front of a few more rising trout. I picked up a couple brown trout on a size 18 BWO and missed a few others. We caught a few, and that seemed like a victory. When we'd fished the stretch we wanted, we moved back to the Root, in the park, to hit a couple last spots before hitting the road. 

After picking up a few trout and watching me miss some (almost as fun), Jeff caught a nice fish and called it a good one to end on. I was fishing just upstream and started to feel pressure to catch a decent fish to end on, too.

About to give up on that spot, I suddenly felt a fish. Barely. I was sure it was a small one, until it stopped moving toward me and instead put its nose to the bottom of the river looking for a sunken log. This was a real fish. And it bent the Hardy Test way into the butt. 

There was enough behind this rod to keep the trout away from the log and keep it from running. We measured the fish at about 16 3/4 inches. Jeff put the tape to it, so I had a real measurement and a witness. That's a good fish for these waters, and I was able to get past the thought that there might be more in that drop-off, and we called it. 

A good fish to end the day can turn an otherwise uneventful outing into a great day on the water. And this one gave me a chance to put The Test to the test. I may need just one more day with it, however, just to be sure.  

Hemingway Creek and Immersion Therapy

Each year when the goldenrod starts to bloom, I think back to a fishing trip that perhaps nicely sums up my fly-fishing misadventures. It was a trip to Hemingway Creek in Southeast Minnesota in pursuit of brook trout when I was still a relative novice at fly-fishing. We had a couple years of trout fishing under our belts -- just enough to make us think it would be fun to spend a day exploring. Hemingway Creek had a bit of mystery to it, and a slightly poetic sound. It felt just about right.

My friend Eric and I hopped into his somewhat iffy Toyota Corolla wagon and beat a path to parts southeast. This was the trip we discovered the Fremont Store, a throwback if there ever was one. We stopped in just because we liked the look of the place. It was a photo opp back in the days when we printed photos and put them on our own walls with thumbtacks after the trip.

Inside, a couple folks were playing chess or checkers (I can't recall with certainty) and barely looked up when we entered. There was a small selection of candy and beverages, enough to give us something to purchase to avoid too much awkwardness. I recall an air of disapproval with our paltry purchases. For all we knew, that might have been the day's only sale. Outside on a front porch, there were Coke and Pepsi machines. The Pepsi machine was chained and padlocked in place. The Coke machine was left to its own devices. We didn't have to ask what the owner's soda preference was. 

The trip got more complicated after that. We drove to a spot on the DNR (pronounced "D&R") trout stream map we thought looked like a perfect place to park and hike to the stream. We strung up and headed into the woods. Hemingway Creek, we figured, couldn't be too far. So we walked downhill toward the nearest ravine. It seemed like a safe bet.

More than an hour later we finally came to something resembling a creek. We could jump across the trickle at that point, but since it was the only flowing water in sight, we figured this must be what we were looking for. We followed the flow downstream looking for a pocket or a pool with any depth. The first fishy spot we found looked surprisingly good, but we'd walked right up to the edge of the pool from upstream. We saw several fish holding there, including one we guessed to be 14 inches. I don't recall if we made any casts there, but it would have been futile. Still, seeing fish gave us hope.

We continued downstream, fishing a few good-looking pools with reasonable depth for a stream that size. I recall catching a couple small brook trout where Hemingway Creek joins Pine Creek, although I can't say with certainty it was on that trip. For several years afterward, we'd fish Pine Creek up to Hemmingway, and there may have been a confluence of memories as well as waters here. At any rate, after maybe an hour or two of actual fishing, we figured we'd better start the long walk back to the Corolla. This was clearly not how to do fishing trip with time constraints, but I had a wedding to get to that evening.

One memory from this trip, nearly 20 years ago, is perfectly clear. After retracing our steps as best we could, we came to a hill that we were sure would lead to the car. Unfortunately, a field of head-high goldenrod lay between us and freedom. I offered to blaze the trail, taking on a nice coating of yellow powder in the process.

Once we'd brushed off and got on the road, it became clear goldenrod and I were not friends. My eyes puffed up and my nose ran like a spring creek. We made it back to town in time for me to clean up and make the wedding. But let's just say when I showed up at home puffed up and sniffling, my wife had her doubts. Remember the allergic-reaction scene in the movie Hitch? I didn't look that bad, but you'd have thought so from her reaction.

After some allergy medication, a box or two of Kleenex, and an embarrassing evening explaining that, no, I wasn't crying at a wedding, I'd just bathed in goldenrod, everything turned out okay. Oddly, that was the last year I really suffered from fall allergies. I'm not sure immersion therapy is a recognized treatment for allergies, but it seemed to have worked for me. After some fairly humiliating side effects.

A few days later, I was in the nearest bookstore buying a Gazetteer. The next fishing trip brought me to familiar water and a river where I could start the hike with eyes on the river and go exploring from there. And I made sure I was well supplied with facial tissues, just in case. 

Slumming for Trout

My first fly rod was a Pfleuger Medalist, 8-foot for 5/6 line. I couldn't have been happier with the thing. It took me a while to adjust to the price points of fly-fishing, since my previous fishing rods were Abu Garcias from the bulk bin at the local Fleet Farm. Going from $5 (okay, I wasn’t much of a fisherman) to somewhere north of $50 was tough, and that was just to get the cheapest fly rod I could find. Still, the Pfleuger Medalist suited me, and when I accidentally broke it several years and a (smallish) number of fly rods later, it hurt. I still have that fly rod tucked away somewhere, for reasons I can't fully explain. 

In my 20-some years of fly-fishing, I've looked with admiration at fancy rods and reels, and even fished what seemed at the time like a fairly nice bamboo rod my cousin and fishing partner, Jeff Finnamore, kept trying to give me. But for me, bamboo seemed complicated, and there was something unsettling about fishing a rod I was afraid I might break. I returned the rod to him unscathed and barely fished, and returned to the Pfleuger. (And to pronouncing the "P" for effect.)  

While other fly anglers progress to bamboo or high-end graphite rods as they get farther into the sport and deeper into their checkbooks, I've tended toward tools of the trade that I enjoy well enough but are more workman-like. First, lower-end graphite, then fiberglass, which for me has much of the romance as bamboo without the price tag or the upkeep. 

I recently came upon a 7 1/2-foot Heddon Pal Standard. The name called to me. The Standard. Not the Presidential or the Aristocrat. Just the Standard. Perfect. No-nonsense. And it's fiberglass, which puts it safely in the "Why do you fish that?" category. 

My fishing fits nicely with that theme, too. Fair to middling fishing on respectable but not glamorous trout streams in Minnesota. (And Wisconsin, if push comes to shove.) It can be great fishing, but not the kind you'd see on any of the outdoor TV channels. I have nothing against great fishing. I've been on a quest for big trout in Montana. I've toyed visiting other famous trout country. But when it comes right down to it, I prefer the uncrowded and relatively uncomplicated rivers of my home state and our eastern neighbor, where for reasons unknown, my fishing license lists me as Hoyt J. Flanaman. 

A really great fish can make you stop and catch your breath for a minute. As can a gorgeous freestone stream in the mountains. But I'll take a Southeast Minnesota river valley and a 12-inch trout on an Adams any day of the week. Slumming for trout suits me.